There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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