R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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