and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
tell me about the fingering
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