You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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