okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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