No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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