he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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