Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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