Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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