so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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