did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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