also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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