you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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