well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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