I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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