1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
ok first of all what the fuck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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