Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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