it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize