when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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