So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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