When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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