Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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