it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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