No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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