I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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