My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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