just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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