i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ugly people sure do ruin things
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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