do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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