i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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