I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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