What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Quick, to the slutcave!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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