Quick, to the slutcave!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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