Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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