The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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