just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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