i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
All the doctor said was why
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize