I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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