I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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