Just fell off a train. Bad.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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