This girl is more easily done than said...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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