singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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