Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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