id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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