youre lurking in front of me
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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