i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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