Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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