i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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