sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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