32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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